I’m back again yay

So after a three month break…. basically after 3 months of crying in my wine corner ……. shut up I’m secretly cool and i no way a alcoholic  but anyway I’m back – I can hear you all cheering now and if you just booed then RUDE!!!

So anyway a couple of weeks ago I was thinking about that Kelly Clarkson that awful one that is all like What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger – but hey at least it is not about being a whore so props to her


anyway here is the video to remind you of it wooo!!

Anyway there use to be an alternative version of this which is so much better here I made a amazing picture for you:








Here is the lyrics for you – if you so wish to have them

You know the rack feels warmer
Sleeping here alone
You know I dream in colour
And do the things I want

You think you got the best of me
Think you’ve had the last laugh
Bet you think that everything good is gone
Think you left me broken down
Think that I’d come running back
Baby, you don’t know me, ’cause you’re dead wrong

What doesn’t kill you makes you longer
Stand a little taller
Doesn’t mean I’m not in pain
What doesn’t kill you makes a fighter
Footsteps even lighter
Doesn’t mean I’m not that small

What doesn’t kill you makes you longer, longer
Just me, myself, and I
What doesn’t kill you makes you longer
Stand a little taller
Doesn’t mean I’m not in pain

You heard that I was starting over with someone new
They told you I was moving on, up
You didn’t think that I’d come back
I’d come back swinging
You tried to break me, but you see I already broke my back

[repeat chorus]

[repeat bridge]

Thanks to you I got a new thing started
Thanks to you I’m not the broken-hearted
Thanks to you I’m finally thinking ’bout me
You know in the end the streched me
In the end

[repeat chorus]

[repeat bridge x2]

I’m not small


I’m back B*****

Yes you heard it right I’m back after 4 months of extreme laziness well that and I ran out of jokes who I’m kidding I’m freaking amazing.

So anyway this summer have been watching a selection of “Great films” honestly if you see just one film this summer forget about batman and the avengers. You have to watch Sharktopus.

Here is the low down for you:

The U.S narvy commissions a group known as “Blue Water” to genetically engineer a half-shark. half-octopus for combat. During a demonstration off Santa Monica, the beast escapes the control of its creators and makes its way to beach. Hunted by Blue Water and a television crew, the monster attacks numerous beach-goers.

So basically you get to see bitching film about bitches getting eaten what is there not like!!!