I’m back again yay


So after a three month break…. basically after 3 months of crying in my wine corner ……. shut up I’m secretly cool and i no way a alcoholic  but anyway I’m back – I can hear you all cheering now and if you just booed then RUDE!!!

So anyway a couple of weeks ago I was thinking about that Kelly Clarkson that awful one that is all like What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger – but hey at least it is not about being a whore so props to her

 

anyway here is the video to remind you of it wooo!!

Anyway there use to be an alternative version of this which is so much better here I made a amazing picture for you:

 

 

 

 

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Here is the lyrics for you – if you so wish to have them

You know the rack feels warmer
Sleeping here alone
You know I dream in colour
And do the things I want

You think you got the best of me
Think you’ve had the last laugh
Bet you think that everything good is gone
Think you left me broken down
Think that I’d come running back
Baby, you don’t know me, ’cause you’re dead wrong

[chorus]
What doesn’t kill you makes you longer
Stand a little taller
Doesn’t mean I’m not in pain
What doesn’t kill you makes a fighter
Footsteps even lighter
Doesn’t mean I’m not that small

[bridge]
What doesn’t kill you makes you longer, longer
Just me, myself, and I
What doesn’t kill you makes you longer
Stand a little taller
Doesn’t mean I’m not in pain

You heard that I was starting over with someone new
They told you I was moving on, up
You didn’t think that I’d come back
I’d come back swinging
You tried to break me, but you see I already broke my back

[repeat chorus]

[repeat bridge]

Thanks to you I got a new thing started
Thanks to you I’m not the broken-hearted
Thanks to you I’m finally thinking ’bout me
You know in the end the streched me
In the end

[repeat chorus]

[repeat bridge x2]

I’m not small

JUDI DENCH WHAT. A.BADASS


I have always thought Judi Dench  was bad-ass but after seeing Skyfall it’s nice to see everyone is starting to agree with me . Now obviously I’m not going to be a heartless bitch and give away spoilers. But SPOILER ALERT James Bond is the blond one!!!!

But I mean look at her everything just screams bad-ass!!!

 

Also look at that stare it’s very intimidating so from now if I don’t approve of something I’m totally going to use Judi Dench

 

But I still can’t decide who is the most badass Judi Dench, Helen Mirren or Maggie Smith it’s a hard decision:

I mean with Helen Mirren she can even make flower arranging look cool:

 

Then there is Maggie Smith: I mean for goodness sake she can do magic

SEE BADASS

Thou only Livest once


So everyone is going on about this YOLO thing at the moment, which by the way I fucking hate!!!!. Whatever happened to CARPE DIEM (Don’t I sound classy).
But anyway if we are going to use an abbreviation. Let’s at least use one with a bit of legitimacy ok guys plus saying Thou makes you seem uber classy.I mean look at these bad ass PUNKS:

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THEY ARE LIKE SO HARDCORE!!!. Therefore clearly instead of YOLO it should be TOLO!
THOU ONLY LIVEST ONCE

Also did you know that TOLO is Portuguese for fool .Now can you see where I’m coming from.