What if every film had a Pokemon in how awesome that be


Here are some pokemon film poster with pokemon in it so enjoy šŸ™‚

AWW Pokemon you are so epic ok guys here is the theme tune let’s spin our caps back like badass

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Each Pokemon to understand

The power that’s inside
Pokemon, its you and meI know itā€™s my destiny

Pokemon, oh, you’re my best friendIn a world we must defend

Pokemon, a heart so true

Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I’ll teach you

Pokemon, gotta catch ’em all
Every challenge along the way

With courage I will faceI will battle every day

To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right

There’s no better team

Arm in arm we’ll win the fight

It’s always been our dream

it’s bad ass story for you


Once upon a time there was racist tree.seriously, honestly guys this tree is like uber racist!!

High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children wouldvisit during the sunlit hours, and ask for apples.The racist tree would shaker it’s branches and dropped the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being polished. The children ate many of the racist trees’s apples and then played games beneath the shade of its racist branches. One day the children brought Simon with them, a boy who had just moved to town, to play around the racist tree.

“Let Simon have an Apple,” asked a little girl

. “I don’t think so. He’s black!” said the tree.

This shocked the children and they spoke to the tree angrily, but it would not shaker it’s branches to giveĀ SimonĀ an apple, and racistly called him a N*****.

“I can’t believe the racist tree is such a racist,” said one of the children. The children momentarily reflected that perhaps this kind ofĀ behaviorĀ was how the racist tree got its name.A side noteā€“ these kids are really that thick (if you hadn’t guessed that already) It was decided that if the tree was going to deny apples to Simon then nobody would take its apples. And the children stop visiting the racist tree. The racist tree grew quite lonely.

After many solitary weeks or so it saw a child flying a kite nearby across the Cloverfield. “Can I offer you some apples?”Asked the tree eagerly.

“Fuck off, you god damn Nazi,” said the child. (RUDE) The Racist trees was upset, because while it was a racist, it did not personally subscribe to Hitler’s fascist ideology. Then the Racist tree decided that it would have to give apples to the black children; not because it was tolerant, but because otherwise it would faceĀ ostracismĀ from white children.

And thus social progress was made.

The end.

Now this story is one of the literary greats it does show how social progress can come about. It just takes one person to make the difference. Now enough of this ranting crap. Here is a picture if you change your name on POKEMON to F*** me