I’m back again yay


So after a three month break…. basically after 3 months of crying in my wine corner ……. shut up I’m secretly cool and i no way a alcoholic  but anyway I’m back – I can hear you all cheering now and if you just booed then RUDE!!!

So anyway a couple of weeks ago I was thinking about that Kelly Clarkson that awful one that is all like What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger – but hey at least it is not about being a whore so props to her

 

anyway here is the video to remind you of it wooo!!

Anyway there use to be an alternative version of this which is so much better here I made a amazing picture for you:

 

 

 

 

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Here is the lyrics for you – if you so wish to have them

You know the rack feels warmer
Sleeping here alone
You know I dream in colour
And do the things I want

You think you got the best of me
Think you’ve had the last laugh
Bet you think that everything good is gone
Think you left me broken down
Think that I’d come running back
Baby, you don’t know me, ’cause you’re dead wrong

[chorus]
What doesn’t kill you makes you longer
Stand a little taller
Doesn’t mean I’m not in pain
What doesn’t kill you makes a fighter
Footsteps even lighter
Doesn’t mean I’m not that small

[bridge]
What doesn’t kill you makes you longer, longer
Just me, myself, and I
What doesn’t kill you makes you longer
Stand a little taller
Doesn’t mean I’m not in pain

You heard that I was starting over with someone new
They told you I was moving on, up
You didn’t think that I’d come back
I’d come back swinging
You tried to break me, but you see I already broke my back

[repeat chorus]

[repeat bridge]

Thanks to you I got a new thing started
Thanks to you I’m not the broken-hearted
Thanks to you I’m finally thinking ’bout me
You know in the end the streched me
In the end

[repeat chorus]

[repeat bridge x2]

I’m not small

Thou only Livest once


So everyone is going on about this YOLO thing at the moment, which by the way I fucking hate!!!!. Whatever happened to CARPE DIEM (Don’t I sound classy).
But anyway if we are going to use an abbreviation. Let’s at least use one with a bit of legitimacy ok guys plus saying Thou makes you seem uber classy.I mean look at these bad ass PUNKS:

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THEY ARE LIKE SO HARDCORE!!!. Therefore clearly instead of YOLO it should be TOLO!
THOU ONLY LIVEST ONCE

Also did you know that TOLO is Portuguese for fool .Now can you see where I’m coming from.

What if every film had a Pokemon in how awesome that be


Here are some pokemon film poster with pokemon in it so enjoy 🙂

AWW Pokemon you are so epic ok guys here is the theme tune let’s spin our caps back like badass

I wanna be the very best

Like no one ever was

To catch them is my real test

To train them is my cause
I will travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Each Pokemon to understand

The power that’s inside
Pokemon, its you and meI know it’s my destiny

Pokemon, oh, you’re my best friendIn a world we must defend

Pokemon, a heart so true

Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I’ll teach you

Pokemon, gotta catch ’em all
Every challenge along the way

With courage I will faceI will battle every day

To claim my rightful place
Come with me, the time is right

There’s no better team

Arm in arm we’ll win the fight

It’s always been our dream