This is what bat shit crazy is like


SO anyway I was searching the interweb like you do when I came accross this Fletch & Vaughan clip. Now you probably don’t know who Fletch & Vaughan are put this way they are like the UK version of Chris Moyles but in New Zealand. There show is quite good actually if you ever want to listen to it so urm yeah here it is.

Here are the texts if you want to see them and can’t be arsed to watch the video but honestly watch the video it is worth it.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/this-is-what-crazy-looks-like-via-text-messaging

Hmm 46 messages impressive haha

Now just remember you can’t be as bad as her i think

 

 

it’s bad ass story for you


Once upon a time there was racist tree.seriously, honestly guys this tree is like uber racist!!

High on a hill overlooking the town, the racist tree grew where the grass was half clover. Children wouldvisit during the sunlit hours, and ask for apples.The racist tree would shaker it’s branches and dropped the delicious red fruit that gleamed without being polished. The children ate many of the racist trees’s apples and then played games beneath the shade of its racist branches. One day the children brought Simon with them, a boy who had just moved to town, to play around the racist tree.

“Let Simon have an Apple,” asked a little girl

. “I don’t think so. He’s black!” said the tree.

This shocked the children and they spoke to the tree angrily, but it would not shaker it’s branches to give Simon an apple, and racistly called him a N*****.

“I can’t believe the racist tree is such a racist,” said one of the children. The children momentarily reflected that perhaps this kind of behavior was how the racist tree got its name.A side note– these kids are really that thick (if you hadn’t guessed that already) It was decided that if the tree was going to deny apples to Simon then nobody would take its apples. And the children stop visiting the racist tree. The racist tree grew quite lonely.

After many solitary weeks or so it saw a child flying a kite nearby across the Cloverfield. “Can I offer you some apples?”Asked the tree eagerly.

“Fuck off, you god damn Nazi,” said the child. (RUDE) The Racist trees was upset, because while it was a racist, it did not personally subscribe to Hitler’s fascist ideology. Then the Racist tree decided that it would have to give apples to the black children; not because it was tolerant, but because otherwise it would face ostracism from white children.

And thus social progress was made.

The end.

Now this story is one of the literary greats it does show how social progress can come about. It just takes one person to make the difference. Now enough of this ranting crap. Here is a picture if you change your name on POKEMON to F*** me

History Fact of the Month – The Story of Adidas Vs Puma


Adidas was founded in 1948 by Adolf “Adi” Dassler, following the split of Gebrüder Dassler Schuhfabrik between him and his older brother,Rudolf. Rudolf later established Puma, which was the early rival of Adidas. Registered in 1949, Adidas is currently based in Herzogenaurach, Germany, along with Puma.

 

Puma AG Rudolf Dassler Sport, officially branded as PUMA, is a major German multinational company that produces high-end athletic shoes, lifestyle footwear and other sportswear. Formed in 1924 as Gebrüder Dassler Schuhfabrik by Adolf and Rudolf Dassler, relationships between the two brothers deteriorated until the two agreed to split in 1948, forming two separate entities, Adidas and Puma.

 

Both brothers joined the Nazi Party, but Rudolf was slightly closer to the party. During the war, a growing rift between the pair reached a breaking point after an Allied bomb attack in 1943 when Adi and his wife climbed into a bomb shelter that Rudolf and his family were already in. “Here are the bloody bastards again,” Adi said, apparently referring to the Allied war planes, but Rudolf was convinced his brother meant him and his family.After Rudolf was later picked up by American soldiers and accused of being a member of the Waffen SS, he was convinced that his brother had turned him in.

In 1948, the brothers split their business. Rudolf left the high hill for the other side of the Aurach River to start his own company. It was from this split that Adolf started his own sportswear company with the name he formed using his nickname “Adi” and the first three letters of his last name “Das”, to establish Adidas. Rudolf created a new firm that he calledRuda – from “Ru” in Rudolf and “Da” in Dassler. Rudolf’s company would later change its name to Puma Schuhfabrik Rudolf Dassler in 1948.

 

The brothers earlier split led to a divided town. From 1948, the town was similar to a mini-Berlin. Brand loyalty became supreme for residents; several stores, bakeries and bars were unofficially known as either loyal to Rudolf’s Puma, or to Adolf’s Adidas. Even the town’s two football clubs were also divided: ASV Herzogenaurach club supported the three stripes, while 1 FC Herzogenaurach endorsed Rudolf’s footwear. When handymen were called to Rudolf’s home, they would wear Adidas shoes deliberately so that when Rudolf would see their footwear, he would tell them to go to the basement and pick out a pair of free Puma shoes. The two brothers never reconciled, and although both are buried in the same cemetery, they are spaced apart as far as possible.

 

Yep so that’s why there has always be a rivalry between Puma and Adidas

 

The End

Science is for Nerds – Pfft hello it’s awesome


Some once said Science is for Nerds I mean who actucally cares about this stuff urm you have to be kidding me right. For example take our solar system I’m sorry but that motherf*cking bitch is epic more epic than even this:

So anyway here our a few images i have found for you guys

So yeah guys Science is awesome but remember it’s not as awesome as history ok guys 😀

So I have a story to tell you


This completely slipped my mind until I remembered it just now. Anyway I was on the train the other day I love how most of my stories involve trains haha. Anyway I was talking to this guy no he wasn’t extremely attractive or anything he was just a nice guy. Anyway we came to introducing our names so I told him mine and he was like oh I’m Edward. Anyway ordinary name but I had happened to read this comic that very morning

 

So anyway like a genius I thought i know i shall be extremely suave, and so I replied ” Oh what like Edward VI” He looked in confusion and yet I still I blindly carried on ” You Know the only son of Henry VIII.” HE still looks confused “The King he died at like 15 – the Tudor period – Anything?” Anyway he looks at me like I’m complete dumb-ass/ major nerd. And he replied “Oh this is my stop I better move.” Yeah the train wasn’t even at a station he just decided to move – yep and that’s how good I am at picking up guys totally in there.